Question:

“What is inside of the microwave bag?”
— Anonymous

Answers:

“The inside of a popcorn bag is like Paris Hilton’s crotch. Hot, promising, and yellow.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Writer’s Cramp

“Usually it’s popcorn inside the microwave bag.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Lady Fierce

Methinks microwaveable food is what’s inside the microwave bag. I mean, what else could there possibly be? Is this truly a ‘gossip’ question? I think not. Oh, and let’s not just assume were talking about a microwaveable popcorn bag because we all know what’s in there… burnt kernels when it’s done in my microwave! (Yeah, pirates have those, too)
— Gritty Gossiper: Boss Pirate

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