Sep 10 2008
E.T. father Palin’s grandchild?
Question:
“Is E.T. the father of Palin’s grandchild?”
-Anonymous
Answers:
“I’m pretty sure that we never saw a penis on ET. Even though I was in third grade, I was looking. Because I had problems… that never went away.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Writer’s Cramp
“No but E.T. video taped the whole dirty deed and will be glad to sell a copy to you for $2. Also available in HD for an extra $1.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Lady Fierce
“Personally, I could care less if the Runt was fathered by Geico’s Gecko. If the worse of Sarah Palin’s “baggage” is that she happens to be the mom of a teenager that got herself into trouble, she’ll do well under the scrutiny of America”
— Gritty Gossiper: Dad Pitt
“Actually, from what I’ve been able to find, this rumor of a grandchild is untrue, unless you count the one who’s due in December. I understand that her now 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is an expecting mother, and planning to be wed to the father of her child, so I can only speculate that it couldn’t possibly be E.T., because let’s face it, he’s cute for a while, but who would want to be married to him? He had a gut back in the day… just imagine his wrinkly body today… short legs… long neck… beer gut out to who knows where. I do think it interesting that it’s hard to find a legitimate source identifying who the father to be is, though.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Boss Pirate
“I think it would be hard to tell if E.T. fathered Palin’s grandchild now as E.T. phoned home and I don’t think he will be coming back… so no paternity tests can be done.
— Gritty Gossiper: Giggle Box
* * * » Email this gritty gossip to a friend
Check back soon for more feedback on this topic from other Gritty Gossipers.
