Question:

“Should family and friends use the same hair salon?”
-Anonymous

Answers:

“Not unless you really want to look like your mother. ”
— Gritty Gossiper: Writer’s Cramp

“Sure why not. Unless you have a family of gossipers and know it all’s … then I would say no. Steer clear of that mess.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Lady Fierce

“Wow… Same hair salon? Why not? I mean, what’s the real question, here? Is it a conflict of interest because one family member is in a relationship with a hairdresser? Is it a question of class/taste? This is a question that should probably not be taken at face value, I think.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Boss Pirate

“Is this a competition? Who can get the better deal? Or maybe this has something to do with talking trash… and you are afraid of being a gritty gossiper behind your friend or family’s back? Then you should perhaps watch your p’s and q’s… and only talk to your garbage container at home… it won’t tell.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Giggle Box

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Tags: hair, hair salon, salon

Question:

“Is E.T. the father of Palin’s grandchild?”
-Anonymous

Answers:

“I’m pretty sure that we never saw a penis on ET. Even though I was in third grade, I was looking. Because I had problems… that never went away.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Writer’s Cramp

“No but E.T. video taped the whole dirty deed and will be glad to sell a copy to you for $2. Also available in HD for an extra $1.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Lady Fierce

“Personally, I could care less if the Runt was fathered by Geico’s Gecko. If the worse of Sarah Palin’s “baggage” is that she happens to be the mom of a teenager that got herself into trouble, she’ll do well under the scrutiny of America”
— Gritty Gossiper: Dad Pitt

“Actually, from what I’ve been able to find, this rumor of a grandchild is untrue, unless you count the one who’s due in December. I understand that her now 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is an expecting mother, and planning to be wed to the father of her child, so I can only speculate that it couldn’t possibly be E.T., because let’s face it, he’s cute for a while, but who would want to be married to him? He had a gut back in the day… just imagine his wrinkly body today… short legs… long neck… beer gut out to who knows where. I do think it interesting that it’s hard to find a legitimate source identifying who the father to be is, though.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Boss Pirate

“I think it would be hard to tell if E.T. fathered Palin’s grandchild now as E.T. phoned home and I don’t think he will be coming back… so no paternity tests can be done.
— Gritty Gossiper: Giggle Box

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Tags: E.T., Father, Gecko, Geico, Palin, Video

Question:

“What is inside of the microwave bag?”
— Anonymous

Answers:

“The inside of a popcorn bag is like Paris Hilton’s crotch. Hot, promising, and yellow.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Writer’s Cramp

“Usually it’s popcorn inside the microwave bag.”
— Gritty Gossiper: Lady Fierce

Methinks microwaveable food is what’s inside the microwave bag. I mean, what else could there possibly be? Is this truly a ‘gossip’ question? I think not. Oh, and let’s not just assume were talking about a microwaveable popcorn bag because we all know what’s in there… burnt kernels when it’s done in my microwave! (Yeah, pirates have those, too)
— Gritty Gossiper: Boss Pirate

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Tags: bag, microwave, microwave bag, Paris Hilton